The words “The End” have not yet been written, but a certain goal’s been reached, anyway. Progress. Update: The words “The End” have been written.
Re: Coming Soon, I’ve been told by my agent something different: But don’t worry. I’ll be back soon. Probably.
Coming soon, the story of what really happened in Portland, OR and Powell’s City of Books. First got a draft or two to finish, some court-ordered service to perform, and international intrigue to clear up. Hang tight, okay?
I’ve been a bit quiet lately because I was arrested and am currently tunneling my way out after attempting to sign a patron’s dog at Powell’s City of Books against their wishes (both the owner and the dog). Will update you on my progress soon. Thanks for caring.
The author will be signing books (not his own, though if they have copies of any of the Fenway Fictions he’ll likely sign those, too, in his mad fury of signing) at Powell’s City of Books on July 7th and/or 8th of 2013. This has been a public service announcement and a Happy Fourth of July present…
I’m inspired by the Red Sox’s ownership to sell just about any and everything associated with the club (those Fenway bricks? Fenway dirt?), and figured I’d join the race. So if you’d like to buy your favorite author’s old desk, an amazing desk at which he churned out “The Long Dark Voyage,” “The Curious…
So my actual start was probably winning a CVS Pharmacy writing contest sometime in the early 80s ($5! A veritable fortune!), but my second start to my writing career was the Worcester County Young Writers’ Conference, held at Saint John’s High School, and still held there, every year since 1989. Samuel Pickering, who was the inspiration…
I don’t know what you’ll be doing with your Sunday afternoon, but I’ll be spending it with my best buddies* Carl Hiaasen and Christopher Moore in San Francisco, chatting about books, life, family, and dandruff. http://www.booksinc.net/event/carl-hiaasen-coversation-christopher-moore-sunday-afternoon-chapel So hopefully I’ll see you there. And please, this event is about Carl and Christopher, not me. So please, no autographs.…
[View the story “The Dishwasher Whisperer” on Storify] The Dishwasher Whisperer Another exciting episode in the dishwasher saga, as it’s known, far and wide! Storified by Matt Hanlon· Fri, Mar 22 2013 10:10:58 In more sober moments (when I’m not throwing filth-caked glasses around the kitchen), I wonder if this isn’t a cry for help…