{"id":44,"date":"2013-02-18T14:09:54","date_gmt":"2013-02-18T14:09:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?page_id=44"},"modified":"2013-02-18T14:09:54","modified_gmt":"2013-02-18T14:09:54","slug":"novels","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/about-the-author\/novels\/","title":{"rendered":"Novels"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Time: a novel<\/a><\/h2>\n<\/header>\n
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\"Time:<\/a>Time: a novel<\/em> is my first, nearly unfit for human consumption novel. It’s fine for ostriches and lemurs. But just barely. And only in France and Switzerland. Elsewhere you need a permit. The whole thing boils down to a boy and a girl trying and trying and trying to have lunch.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n

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God Coffee, I Miss You<\/a><\/h2>\n<\/header>\n
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\"God<\/a>God Coffee<\/em> is “that novel I’d been working on” for around five years before I met my wife. It sits in a desk drawer like some Franken-beast, as yet un-quickened. At its most basic, this story is about litter on the streets of Brooklyn.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n

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An Unrelated Story: a novel<\/a><\/h2>\n<\/header>\n
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\"An<\/a>An Unrelated Story<\/em> is… something else. A little bit more ambitious. Unreadable. Meant literally, as many of the pages are hand-written, and my handwriting is atrocious. If you were able to read any of it, you’d get the sense that it’s about everything.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n

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Trip to the Quiet Room: a novel<\/a><\/h2>\n<\/header>\n
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Coming soon…<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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