{"id":1365,"date":"2017-08-26T09:22:28","date_gmt":"2017-08-26T09:22:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=1365"},"modified":"2017-08-26T09:22:28","modified_gmt":"2017-08-26T09:22:28","slug":"magic-funtime-butterfly-ranch-now-accepting-orders","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/magic-funtime-butterfly-ranch-now-accepting-orders\/","title":{"rendered":"Magic Funtime Butterfly Ranch: Now Accepting Orders?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So did you ever think, what\u00c2\u00a0<em>would<\/em> happen if I ever called <a href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/2016\/12\/the-magic-funtime-butterfly-ranch\/\">that number for the butterfly ranch<\/a>?<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_1260\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-1260\" style=\"width: 232px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Magic-Funtime-Butterfly-Ranch-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-1260\" src=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/Magic-Funtime-Butterfly-Ranch-4-232x300.png\" alt=\"magic-funtime-butterfly-ranch\" width=\"232\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-1260\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The original flyer for the Magic Funtime Butterfly Ranch<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all a lark, right? Guerrilla marketing for a fictional service from a book that doesn&#8217;t exist in the real world yet that is struggling to ever see the light of day? It&#8217;s also, by the way, a (508) 555 -XXXX number, some Hollywood trick to think there&#8217;s a real number somewhere in the 508 area code, which, by the way, just so happens to encompass the Cape Cod National Seashore area. &#8220;Very funny,&#8221; you probably said, or at least thought to yourself, &#8220;but I see what you&#8217;re trying to do there, Chuck.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Leaving aside your overly familiarity with me and giving me the nickname Chuck against my will, sure, I accept your skepticism. Even when I saw a few of these flyers posted to telephone poles and traffic light posts around Worcester, Massachusetts, Dalkey, Co. Dublin, Ireland, and San Jose, California, I thought, &#8220;Ha, see? <em>Someone&#8217;s<\/em> taken it seriously.&#8221; But even *I* never thought of actually trying to call that number&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Well, what if I told you I found\u00c2\u00a0<em>this<\/em>, floating around on the internet this morning?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/supertart.com\/magicfuntimebutterflyranch\/\">http:\/\/supertart.com\/magicfuntimebutterflyranch\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/RanchWebsite-sm.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-1366\" src=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/08\/RanchWebsite-sm-833x1024.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"625\" height=\"768\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So did you ever think, what\u00c2\u00a0would happen if I ever called that number for the butterfly ranch? &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; It&#8217;s all a lark, right? Guerrilla marketing for a fictional service from a book that doesn&#8217;t exist in the real world yet that is struggling to ever see the light of day? It&#8217;s also, by [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-butterfly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}