{"id":24,"date":"2012-12-20T14:11:36","date_gmt":"2012-12-20T14:11:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=24"},"modified":"2012-12-20T14:11:36","modified_gmt":"2012-12-20T14:11:36","slug":"more-mountain-monkey-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/more-mountain-monkey-business\/","title":{"rendered":"More Mountain Monkey Business"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So we&#8217;re nearing the end, and I expect we&#8217;ll see lots more of these types of things, but yet another mountain (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/worldnews\/southamerica\/argentina\/9756327\/Mayan-apocalypse-Argentina-closes-mountain-over-mass-suicide-risk.html\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">this time in Argentina)<\/a>\u00c2\u00a0is closing for the Mayan apocalypse.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The invitation, signed off simply by &#8220;EBR&#8221; continued: &#8220;We will abandon our impure flesh and transport our spirit through the inter-dimensional portal which will open at 21:00 on 21\/12\/12. Unite with the Army of Light which will save all humanity!&#8221;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure that&#8217;s a direct comment on the fact that the Mayan Ball League will be holding its one final exhibition game, ending a nearly two\u00c2\u00a0<em>thousand\u00c2\u00a0<\/em>year old labor dispute between the owners and players. Take\u00c2\u00a0<em>that<\/em>, NHL donkeys, holding up their own league.<\/p>\n<p>And you can read all about the events leading up to this historic lockout in &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/dp\/B00AN3CA0M\/ref=cm_sw_r_fa_dp_OGwYqb0TR6F8A\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">The History of the Mayan Ball League<\/a>&#8221; (or as\u00c2\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/book\/history-mayan-ball-league\/id587278189?ls=1\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow\">an iBook)<\/a>, of course.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So we&#8217;re nearing the end, and I expect we&#8217;ll see lots more of these types of things, but yet another mountain (this time in Argentina)\u00c2\u00a0is closing for the Mayan apocalypse. &nbsp; &#8220;The invitation, signed off simply by &#8220;EBR&#8221; continued: &#8220;We will abandon our impure flesh and transport our spirit through the inter-dimensional portal which will [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[20,24,26],"class_list":["post-24","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-history-of-the-mayan-ball-league","tag-apocalypse","tag-mayans","tag-nhl-lockout"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}