{"id":259,"date":"2013-07-16T02:38:49","date_gmt":"2013-07-16T02:38:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=259"},"modified":"2013-07-16T02:38:49","modified_gmt":"2013-07-16T02:38:49","slug":"silence","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/silence\/","title":{"rendered":"Silence"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a bit quiet lately because I was arrested and am currently tunneling my way out after attempting to sign a patron&#8217;s dog at Powell&#8217;s City of Books against their wishes (both the owner and the dog).<\/p>\n<p>Will update you on my progress soon.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks for caring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been a bit quiet lately because I was arrested and am currently tunneling my way out after attempting to sign a patron&#8217;s dog at Powell&#8217;s City of Books against their wishes (both the owner and the dog). Will update you on my progress soon. Thanks for caring.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-259","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=259"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/259\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=259"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=259"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=259"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}