{"id":264,"date":"2013-07-24T14:00:01","date_gmt":"2013-07-24T14:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=264"},"modified":"2013-07-24T14:00:01","modified_gmt":"2013-07-24T14:00:01","slug":"re-coming-soon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/re-coming-soon\/","title":{"rendered":"Re: Coming Soon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Re: <a title=\"Coming Soon\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\" href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/2013\/07\/coming-soon\/\">Coming Soon<\/a>, I&#8217;ve been told by my agent something different:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/writingmessage.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-265\" alt=\"Bill, I swear, I'm still locked in the hotel room with the typewriter, please send food.\" src=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/07\/writingmessage.png\" width=\"689\" height=\"137\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But don&#8217;t worry. I&#8217;ll be back soon. Probably.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Re: Coming Soon, I&#8217;ve been told by my agent something different: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; But don&#8217;t worry. I&#8217;ll be back soon. Probably.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonsense","category-the-guide-for-the-procrastinating-writer"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}