{"id":307,"date":"2013-09-07T16:33:31","date_gmt":"2013-09-07T16:33:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=307"},"modified":"2013-09-07T16:33:31","modified_gmt":"2013-09-07T16:33:31","slug":"the-genie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/the-genie\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;The Genie&#8221; by Teresa Milbrodt (on PANK Magazine)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went scuba diving this morning for stories.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_309\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-309\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/crab.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-309\" alt=\"A crab playing with an urchin\" src=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/09\/crab-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-309\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">A crab playing with an urchin, like &#8220;The Genie&#8221;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Usually I have a browser full of windows full of tabs open on my laptop, my working laptop. There are tabs with articles about time, about how our universe is a hologram, about the FBI&#8217;s organizational structure, about Marconi Beach (all of these are related). There are tabs for story or book submissions, prospective iPhone apps (we&#8217;re hanging a bunch of pictures right now, <a href=\"https:\/\/itunes.apple.com\/us\/app\/hang-a-pic\/id380232763?mt=8\">Hang-A-Pic<\/a> is one I haven&#8217;t pulled the trigger on yet but may still). Neck and back exercises, teaching credentials sites. And, most optimistically, online fiction magazines with short stories queued up.<\/p>\n<p>But I usually get to those last tabs, well, last, if ever, closing them or losing them in some browser crash and a tiny little flame inside me gets blown out. This is perhaps being a little dramatic.<\/p>\n<p>So anyway, this morning I was reading Lyndsey Reese&#8217;s article on Ploughshares entitled &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/blog.pshares.org\/index.php\/the-best-story-i-read-in-a-lit-mag-this-week-entity-by-mira-mattar\/\">The Best Story I Read in a Lit Mag This Week: &#8220;Entity&#8221; by Mira Mattar<\/a>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I enjoyed &#8220;Entity,&#8221; it was fine. [Disclaimer: Not quite for kids.] But it prompted a browse around PANK, itself. Now, the last week or so I&#8217;ve been shopping around a series of short stories, trying to find a home for these quirky little vignettes. They&#8217;re about past lives, men living up people&#8217;s nostrils, people in graves with grudges, flying llamas. So I&#8217;ve been looking for the right outlets. While &#8220;Entity&#8221; wasn&#8217;t quite in the same vein, some of PANK&#8217;s books were, and then I found this little gem:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">&#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.pankmagazine.com\/the-genie\/\">The Genie<\/a>,&#8221; by Teresa Milbrodt<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is a really well-done, enjoyable story about a couple with different dreams going through a divorce, when one of them meets a Genie.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like I found a tiger shark dancing with a sea urchin and a sea monkey on my morning dive.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went scuba diving this morning for stories. Usually I have a browser full of windows full of tabs open on my laptop, my working laptop. There are tabs with articles about time, about how our universe is a hologram, about the FBI&#8217;s organizational structure, about Marconi Beach (all of these are related). There are [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-307","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=307"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/307\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=307"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=307"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=307"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}