{"id":334,"date":"2013-10-03T13:08:57","date_gmt":"2013-10-03T13:08:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=334"},"modified":"2013-10-03T13:08:57","modified_gmt":"2013-10-03T13:08:57","slug":"a-favor-to-ask-litquakes-batter-up-reading-october-14th-at-7pm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/a-favor-to-ask-litquakes-batter-up-reading-october-14th-at-7pm\/","title":{"rendered":"A Favor to Ask: LitQuake’s Batter Up! Reading, October 14th, at 7PM"},"content":{"rendered":"

Update:<\/strong>\u00c2\u00a0No more: “LitQuake: Calling Off the Dogs<\/a>”<\/p>\n

Friends, dear good, great friends. I have a favor to ask of you. Maybe two.<\/p>\n

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“Oh God,” you’re saying, possibly aloud, drawing stares in the internet caf\u00c3\u00a9 in which you’re browsing Facebook. I’ve told you time and time again not to browse Facebook in internet caf\u00c3\u00a9s, but there you go, no stopping you. That skeezy guy looking over your shoulder, right now? He was just browsing his portfolio of GE and MSFT stocks seconds ago. I bet that just sends shivers down your spine, doesn’t it? Your spine that he’s likely nearly breathing on, right this very second.<\/p>\n

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Anyway.<\/p>\n

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But this favor, possibly two I have to ask of you, don’t panic. It’s the sort of favor that enriches the favor-giver, and, quite possibly, the entire human race. So it’s more like I’m doing a favor, possibly two, for *you*.<\/p>\n

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So I found out, via the incomparable Christopher Moore (@TheAuthorGuy<\/a>) that the LitQuake folks are holding a reading up in San Francisco that is baseball themed<\/a>. “Baseball themed!” I can hear you say, “but Matt, oh God, or are you insisting we all call you Matthew now, since that seems to be your writerly brand these days — regardless, Matt, Matthew, *you<\/em>* write and sometimes read out loud baseball fiction! Surely you’re reading at this event! I can’t wait, I’ll be there with bells on, &c., &c.”<\/p>\n

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But here’s the secret: I’m not. Or, at least, no one’s *told* me I’m reading at this event, and, in my experience, if no one tells you you’re reading at an event you’re probably not supposed to get up on stage and just start reading.<\/p>\n

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Now, I’ll pause for a moment, to let you catch your breath. You okay? You’re not weeping, are you? Look, I’ll be okay. Really. This is part of the favor I have to ask of you. And I am *giving* to you. I want you to help me get on LitQuake’s radar, if that’s what they use, these days, instead of a submission manager like everyone else. I want to be like a tugboat, chugging up the Hudson River of LitQuake’s literary monitoring station. “BLARP!” (That is the literary equivalent\/translation of what a tugboat’s whistle might sound like, in print.)<\/p>\n

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I would be honored, chuffed, and over the moon if you would contact the dear folks at LitQuake (http:\/\/www.litquake.org\/contact-us<\/a>) and ask them, beg them, promise them your first born (I cannot, sadly, reimburse you for first born children lost as a result of your begging) if Matthew Hanlon, the author of short stories that have appeared in books as diverse as “Fenway Fiction<\/a>,” “Further Fenway Fiction<\/a>,” and “Final Fenway Fiction<\/a>,” all of which happen to be about baseball, could read at this very special, baseball-themed event. The same Matthew Hanlon who has been emailing them and calling them since he found out about the reading two days ago, so they should have his contact info. But, if not, they can email him at sanemagazine@mac.com (yes, this is a throwback for some of you).<\/p>\n

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And that’s it. The end of the first favor, and in which direction I’m still not quite sure it flows, so let’s just say you owe me one.<\/p>\n

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And\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 speaking of owing me one, hey, how’s about, should I be allowed to read, on stage, at the same general time as the other people reading, about baseball, how’s about you come up to San Francisco, head on over to the Sports Basement, sit down for a while and listen to people read about baseball? Christopher Moore will be there, who is a very entertaining speaker. As will *I*, because of the efforts of good buddies like *you<\/em>*, who called, faxed, emailed, and semaphored LitQuake to lobby on my behalf. As much as I’ve enjoyed reading to an empty room in such diverse places as the Arlington Center for the Arts and the Charlton Public Library, it would be pleasant to read to friendly faces (and the friendly video phones you’re probably going to be holding up, recording the event like it’s the Dire Straits reunion tour).<\/p>\n

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Should all of this work out, I’ll even let you pick what I read! Have a vote in this exciting poll (http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/2013\/10\/<\/span>poll-reading-material-for-batter-up<\/span>\/<\/span><\/a>) and you, too, can change the very course of history!<\/p>\n

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Thanks for reading.<\/p>\n

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Update:\u00c2\u00a0No more: “LitQuake: Calling Off the Dogs” Friends, dear good, great friends. I have a favor to ask of you. Maybe two.   “Oh God,” you’re saying, possibly aloud, drawing stares in the internet caf\u00c3\u00a9 in which you’re browsing Facebook. I’ve told you time and time again not to browse Facebook in internet caf\u00c3\u00a9s, but […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonsense","category-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=334"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/334\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}