{"id":40,"date":"2013-01-15T13:56:07","date_gmt":"2013-01-15T13:56:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=40"},"modified":"2013-01-15T13:56:07","modified_gmt":"2013-01-15T13:56:07","slug":"appeasing-the-dish-washer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/","title":{"rendered":"Appeasing the Dish Washer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><script src=\"\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer.js?border=false&amp;header=false&amp;more=false\"><\/script><\/p>\n<div style=\"display: none;\" class=\"sfy-html\">\n<div did=\"appeasing-the-dish-washer\" class=\"s-story noborder\">\n<div class=\"s-minimal\"><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/slideshow?utm_source=embed&amp;utm_medium=publisher&amp;utm_campaign=embed-header-slideshow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"embed-header-date\">View as slideshow<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer?utm_source=embed&amp;utm_medium=publisher&amp;utm_campaign=embed-header\" target=\"_parent\" class=\"embed-header-logo\"><\/a><\/div>\n<ol class=\"s-elements\">\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204103a\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/290840105172729856\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Okay, seriously, now. Does anyone know any actual Buddhist monks? I want to try an experiment with this Bosch dishwasher. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204103a\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-14T15:17:39.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Mon, Jan 14 2013 07:17:39<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/290840105172729856\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=290840105172729856&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=290840105172729856&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=290840105172729856&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204103c\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291172287485472768\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">So I had a crazy thought that Anita might be on to something with this whole Bosch thing. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204103c\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:17:37.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:17:37<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291172287485472768\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291172287485472768&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291172287485472768&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291172287485472768&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204103e\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291172550644473856\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">For those of you on Twitter, freaking out right now, don&#8217;t worry about who Anita is. It isn&#8217;t important, right now. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204103e\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:18:40.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:18:40<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291172550644473856\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291172550644473856&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291172550644473856&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291172550644473856&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041040\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291172721621098496\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Her Buddhist monk, Anita&#8217;s, that is, sang. Not like he gave people up to the feds or anything, but he sang. As in songs. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041040\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:19:21.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:19:21<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291172721621098496\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291172721621098496&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291172721621098496&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291172721621098496&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041042\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291173070817873920\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Also, I don&#8217;t mean to imply that Anita owns a Buddhist monk. She was renting, of course. You can only buy Trappist monks. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041042\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:20:44.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:20:44<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291173070817873920\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291173070817873920&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291173070817873920&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291173070817873920&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041044\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291173133422034944\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Now I fancy myself a bit of a songster. I am perhaps the only person with ears who considers myself this, but it&#8217;s someone. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041044\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:20:59.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:20:59<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291173133422034944\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291173133422034944&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291173133422034944&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291173133422034944&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041046\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291173498670424064\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">What if I could tame the beast (the number of this particular beast is SHE3AR55UC) with song? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041046\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:22:26.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:22:26<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291173498670424064\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291173498670424064&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291173498670424064&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291173498670424064&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041048\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291173685879001088\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">You&#8217;ve all heard my saga, what harm, right? Right? <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041048\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:23:11.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:23:11<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291173685879001088\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291173685879001088&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291173685879001088&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291173685879001088&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204104a\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291173903945056256\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">So this evening I performed all my usual prep. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204104a\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:24:03.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:24:03<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291173903945056256\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291173903945056256&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291173903945056256&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291173903945056256&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204104c\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174124234084352\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I put the children to bed and closed the soundproof door to their wing. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204104c\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:24:55.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:24:55<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174124234084352\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291174124234084352&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291174124234084352&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291174124234084352&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204104e\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174295030353920\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I poured a half gallon of bleach into the Bosch dishwasher and ran it. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204104e\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:25:36.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:25:36<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174295030353920\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291174295030353920&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291174295030353920&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291174295030353920&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041050\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174433459167232\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">When that was over I poured a half gallon of white vinegar into the dishwasher and ran it. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041050\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:26:09.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:26:09<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174433459167232\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291174433459167232&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291174433459167232&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291174433459167232&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041052\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174565206437889\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I burned a small pile of incense. Didn&#8217;t actually have any incense on hand, so burned a plant we&#8217;d been growing on the kitchen sill. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041052\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:26:40.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:26:40<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174565206437889\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291174565206437889&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291174565206437889&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291174565206437889&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041054\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174736807985154\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I don&#8217;t know that we were growing it intentionally, anyway. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041054\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:27:21.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:27:21<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174736807985154\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291174736807985154&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291174736807985154&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291174736807985154&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041056\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174937736134656\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I said a small prayer to a vague enough god that at least one of them, should they be listening, might consider it meant for them. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041056\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:28:09.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:28:09<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291174937736134656\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291174937736134656&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291174937736134656&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291174937736134656&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041058\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291175175049859072\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I put on a long, flowing robe, which is what I do when I sing. Or what I do when I&#8217;m getting ready to sing. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041058\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:29:06.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:29:06<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291175175049859072\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291175175049859072&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291175175049859072&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291175175049859072&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204105a\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291175355144880129\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I started to shave my head, got a look from my wife which I took to mean I should stop shaving my head, so I did. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204105a\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:29:49.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:29:49<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291175355144880129\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291175355144880129&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291175355144880129&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291175355144880129&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204105c\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291175660418908161\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Her next look I took to mean that before I went back to the kitchen I should clean up the hair from the floor of the bathroom. So I did. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204105c\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:31:01.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:31:01<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291175660418908161\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291175660418908161&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291175660418908161&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291175660418908161&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204105e\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291175798306648066\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I stood before the dishwasher in the light of a single, solitary candle flame with my half-shaven head. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204105e\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:31:34.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:31:34<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291175798306648066\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291175798306648066&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291175798306648066&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291175798306648066&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041060\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291175987931119619\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I rested the candle on top of the counter, above the dishwasher, amongst the stains of burnt plant. Can&#8217;t sing with things in my hands. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041060\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:32:19.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:32:19<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291175987931119619\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291175987931119619&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291175987931119619&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291175987931119619&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041062\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291176118332039168\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">One of the kids came in. Needed a glass of water. Got it for them. Gave them the look they were giving me back. Sent them to bed. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041062\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:32:51.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:32:51<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291176118332039168\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291176118332039168&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291176118332039168&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291176118332039168&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041064\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291176244349902849\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Knelt before the dishwasher. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041064\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:33:21.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:33:21<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291176244349902849\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291176244349902849&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291176244349902849&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291176244349902849&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041066\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291176494821175296\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">The floor was kind of dirty, thought better of it, returned to my feet. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041066\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:34:20.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:34:20<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291176494821175296\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291176494821175296&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291176494821175296&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291176494821175296&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041068\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291176628502028289\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I opened my mouth. Closed it. Opened it again. Caught my reflection in the glass, saw that I resembled a half-shorn fish. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041068\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:34:52.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:34:52<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291176628502028289\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291176628502028289&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291176628502028289&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291176628502028289&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204106a\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291176944651878400\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Collected myself. Began to sing. Sang like I&#8217;d never sung before! Loud and ringing! <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204106a\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:36:08.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:36:08<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291176944651878400\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291176944651878400&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291176944651878400&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291176944651878400&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204106c\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291177080664760320\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">It was a Def Leppard song, which I realize may have been my mistake. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204106c\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:36:40.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:36:40<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291177080664760320\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291177080664760320&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291177080664760320&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291177080664760320&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204106e\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291177236327976960\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Three, maybe four notes in, the dishwasher began making honking noises. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204106e\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:37:17.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:37:17<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291177236327976960\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291177236327976960&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291177236327976960&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291177236327976960&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041070\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291177404565696513\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Not like a goose, but like a truck. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041070\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:37:57.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:37:57<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291177404565696513\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291177404565696513&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291177404565696513&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291177404565696513&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041072\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291177720631685121\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">There was a great tearing sound from beneath the dishwasher, and jets of tepid, food particle-filled water gushed forth. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041072\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:39:13.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:39:13<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291177720631685121\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291177720631685121&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291177720631685121&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291177720631685121&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041074\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291177890752634880\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I wasn&#8217;t going to be able to return the robes to the robe rental store. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041074\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:39:53.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:39:53<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291177890752634880\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291177890752634880&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291177890752634880&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291177890752634880&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041076\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291178104368529408\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">The dishwasher lurched forward through the spray, clanking down onto the floor, crushing a finger I probably shouldn&#8217;t have left there. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041076\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:40:44.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:40:44<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291178104368529408\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291178104368529408&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291178104368529408&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291178104368529408&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041078\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291178243107725312\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I yelped, as you do when a dishwasher crushes your finger, and attempted to crawl away. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041078\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:41:17.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:41:17<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291178243107725312\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291178243107725312&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291178243107725312&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291178243107725312&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204107a\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291178516890914818\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">The dishwasher on my finger made this difficult, of course. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204107a\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:42:22.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:42:22<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291178516890914818\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291178516890914818&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291178516890914818&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291178516890914818&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204107c\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291178678522626049\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">As the dishwasher rolled to one side to continue its approach, my flattened finger was freed, so I scrambled backwards. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204107c\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:43:01.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:43:01<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291178678522626049\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291178678522626049&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291178678522626049&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291178678522626049&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204107e\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291178902099988481\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Of course, our kitchen is rather small, so I scrambled pretty much in place. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204107e\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:43:54.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:43:54<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291178902099988481\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291178902099988481&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291178902099988481&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291178902099988481&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041080\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291179294875582465\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">The dishwasher door swung open and a deep, offensive blast of air hit me. It stank of the last seven nights of dinner. Or so. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041080\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:45:28.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:45:28<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291179294875582465\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291179294875582465&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291179294875582465&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291179294875582465&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041082\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291179544021450752\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I instantly wished we&#8217;d used more parsley. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041082\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:46:27.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:46:27<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291179544021450752\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291179544021450752&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291179544021450752&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291179544021450752&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041084\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291179832518262785\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">I was stunned into silence. Of course, I&#8217;d stopped singing a while ago, but my singing and screaming may have sounded similar. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041084\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:47:36.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:47:36<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291179832518262785\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291179832518262785&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291179832518262785&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291179832518262785&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041086\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180045920264192\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">The fetid roar of the dishwasher reverberated throughout the house like a sewer &#8216;gator stubbing its toe in the stinking depths. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041086\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:48:27.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:48:27<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180045920264192\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291180045920264192&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291180045920264192&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291180045920264192&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041088\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180195585609728\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Only imagine the alligator had a megaphone and had also just been chewing on some dinner plates. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041088\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:49:03.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:49:03<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180195585609728\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291180195585609728&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291180195585609728&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291180195585609728&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204108a\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180324858236928\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">When the roar subsided, so did the dishwasher. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204108a\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:49:33.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:49:33<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180324858236928\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291180324858236928&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291180324858236928&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291180324858236928&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204108c\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180486548664320\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">Opened my eyes, because, it turns out, a natural human reaction to being attacked by a Bosch is to close your eyes &amp; cower a little bit. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204108c\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:50:12.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:50:12<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180486548664320\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291180486548664320&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291180486548664320&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291180486548664320&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea661204108e\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180712881692672\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">It sat there, grim, like only a pissed off dishwasher can. The floor was slick with detritus and soapy water. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea661204108e\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:51:06.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:51:06<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180712881692672\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291180712881692672&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291180712881692672&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291180712881692672&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li data-eid=\"50f55fa65a35ea6612041090\" data-type=\"quote\" data-source=\"twitter\" data-permalink=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180850232573953\" class=\"s-element s-element-quote\">\n<div class=\"s-element-container\">\n<div class=\"s-quote s-element-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-content\">\n<div class=\"s-quote-avatar-author s-quote-avatar-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-avatar\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/a0.twimg.com\/profile_images\/22845502\/pig_normal.jpg\" alt=\"mhanlon\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-quote-author\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-name\">Matt Hanlon<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"s-quote-author-username\">@mhanlon<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-quote-text\">The little red &#8216;Clean&#8217; light was illuminated. <a href=\"http:\/\/search.twitter.com\/search?q=%23fb\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Search for this hashtag on Twitter.com\" rel=\"external\">#fb<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"actions\"><a href=\"#\" title=\"Add to story or collection\" class=\"repost\"><i><\/i><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-attribution\">\n<div class=\"s-source s-twitter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\" target=\"_blank\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-source-icon\"><\/div>\n<p><\/a><!--.s-source-name= source.name--><\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/storify.com\/mhanlon\/appeasing-the-dish-washer\/elements\/50f55fa65a35ea6612041090\" target=\"_self\" class=\"s-posted\"><span data-timestamp=\"2013-01-15T13:51:39.000Z\" class=\"timestamp\">Tue, Jan 15 2013 05:51:39<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"dot\">&#183;    <\/div>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/mhanlon\/status\/291180850232573953\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"permalink\">Original link<\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"s-element-actions\"><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/tweet?in_reply_to=291180850232573953&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Reply\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-reply\">Reply<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/retweet?tweet_id=291180850232573953&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Retweet\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-retweet\">Retweet<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/intent\/favorite?tweet_id=291180850232573953&amp;related=storify\" title=\"Favorite\" class=\"twitter-newwindow twitter-favorite\">Favorite<\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"s-clear\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>View as slideshow Matt Hanlon@mhanlon Okay, seriously, now. Does anyone know any actual Buddhist monks? I want to try an experiment with this Bosch dishwasher. #fb Mon, Jan 14 2013 07:17:39 &#183; Original link ReplyRetweetFavorite Matt Hanlon@mhanlon So I had a crazy thought that Anita might be on to something with this whole Bosch thing. 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