{"id":413,"date":"2013-12-02T19:44:35","date_gmt":"2013-12-02T19:44:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=413"},"modified":"2013-12-02T19:44:35","modified_gmt":"2013-12-02T19:44:35","slug":"celebrate-cyber-monday-with-mayans-or-fish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/celebrate-cyber-monday-with-mayans-or-fish\/","title":{"rendered":"Celebrate Cyber Monday with Mayans or Fish!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It has come to my attention that today is a day for giving 30% off nearly everything, so I decided to jump into the fray and offer 30% off both &#8220;<a title=\"The History of the Mayan Ball League\" href=\"http:\/\/hastheapocalypsehappenedyet.com\/history.html\">The History of the Mayan Ball League<\/a>&#8221; and\u00c2\u00a0<em><a title=\"Verano the Fish\" href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/verano\/\">Verano the Fish<\/a>*!<\/em><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_281\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-281\" style=\"width: 67px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-281\" alt=\"The History of the Mayan Ball League\" src=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/02\/history_mayan_ball_league_cover.jpg\" width=\"67\" height=\"100\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-281\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The History of the Mayan Ball League<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Since both are free** your discount works out to about $0.00 (or, checking xe.com, \u00c2\u00a30.00 &#8212; I couldn&#8217;t even begin to tell you the savings in Euro). So that&#8217;s not brilliant, but isn&#8217;t no price at all worth it if you get the thrilling story of a bunch of Mayan professional athletes and their league&#8217;s story? Or for the story about a plucky young fish who makes some interesting life choices?<\/p>\n<p>So for this limited time only you can get both stories for UP TO 30% OFF! Buy it now, quick!<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and, by the way, these stories, as well as the Fenway Fiction series, make excellent gifts for the holidays. Just sayin&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>* Except where we have to charge $0.99 or thereabouts because we have no option to give away our content.<\/p>\n<p>** Again, on most platforms.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It has come to my attention that today is a day for giving 30% off nearly everything, so I decided to jump into the fray and offer 30% off both &#8220;The History of the Mayan Ball League&#8221; and\u00c2\u00a0Verano the Fish*! Since both are free** your discount works out to about $0.00 (or, checking xe.com, \u00c2\u00a30.00 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,16,18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-413","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fenway-fiction","category-the-history-of-the-mayan-ball-league","category-verano"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}