{"id":474,"date":"2013-12-20T13:30:49","date_gmt":"2013-12-20T13:30:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=474"},"modified":"2013-12-20T13:30:49","modified_gmt":"2013-12-20T13:30:49","slug":"the-one-year-anniversary-of-the-end-of-the-mayan-calendar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/the-one-year-anniversary-of-the-end-of-the-mayan-calendar\/","title":{"rendered":"The One Year Anniversary of the End of the Mayan Calendar"},"content":{"rendered":"

How’re we all faring? Everybody okay, I trust?<\/p>\n

You know what time of year it is, right?<\/p>\n

That’s right, it’s the anniversary of when time ran out on the Mayans<\/a>!<\/p>\n

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Not a Mayan Artifact<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

So in honor of this special time of year, “The History of the Mayan Ball League<\/a>” is now FREE<\/strong>*!<\/p>\n

It’s also now super-short, just like it was before! You’ve heard of novels, right? Well, this is like a really short novel you could read in a sitting.<\/p>\n

So rush right on out, because there is an excellent chance that the Mayan Calendar simply had daylight savings year built into it and\u00c2\u00a0this<\/em><\/strong> is the year the whole shebang is going to end and I would feel really bad if you hadn’t read “The History of the Mayan Ball League<\/a>” before the world ended.<\/p>\n

You can even gift the booklet (let’s call it a baby novel) to your friends, family, and acquaintances, since it also happens to be the season of giving. And and AND<\/strong> if you give someone something they may feel they owe you something in return when the world is actually ending.<\/p>\n

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* Void on Amazon, where I can’t make it free or can’t figure out how to make it free without making it an Amazon exclusive, which is probably all my fault, and I feel a deep and abiding shame for this.<\/p>\n

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[Look, I’m not supposed to even be writing this. If I had a decent publisher or agent, say, for example, a non-imaginary one, of either, they’d be plugging this for me and I could just be writing away, editing\u00c2\u00a0Butterfly, a novel<\/em>, which some have already called “Murakami in Massachusetts.” Others have called it less kind things, but we’ll ignore those comments for the moment. At any rate, I would be much obliged if you would just go download the story so I can finish Butterfly<\/em> before the world actually does end and I spend eternity in a\u00c2\u00a0really<\/em> foul mood for not having finished the damn book.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

How’re we all faring? Everybody okay, I trust? You know what time of year it is, right? That’s right, it’s the anniversary of when time ran out on the Mayans! So in honor of this special time of year, “The History of the Mayan Ball League” is now FREE*! It’s also now super-short, just like […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-474","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-the-history-of-the-mayan-ball-league"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=474"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/474\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=474"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=474"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=474"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}