{"id":479,"date":"2013-12-21T00:57:19","date_gmt":"2013-12-21T00:57:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=479"},"modified":"2013-12-21T00:57:19","modified_gmt":"2013-12-21T00:57:19","slug":"verano-the-fish-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/verano-the-fish-news\/","title":{"rendered":"Verano the Fish News"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In all this holiday focus on the Mayan Ball League, end of the world, and novel editing, some of you may be crying out, &#8220;But what of Verano the fish, that lovable scamp of a fish!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/FishAndHook.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-481\" alt=\"Fish and hook\" src=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/FishAndHook-300x181.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"181\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well, here&#8217;s a partial answer:<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-479-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Page19-Blooper.m4a?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Page19-Blooper.m4a\">http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Page19-Blooper.m4a<\/a><\/audio>\n<p>And there&#8217;s your reason W.C. Fields said, &#8220;Never work with children or animals.&#8221; She\u00c2\u00a0<em>did<\/em> nearly complete the text on the page, though, to her credit.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Coming soon to an iBookstore near you.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_485\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-485\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/RecordAudioReminder.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-485\" alt=\"Record Verano Audio Reminder\" src=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/RecordAudioReminder-300x54.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"54\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-485\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Completed!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In all this holiday focus on the Mayan Ball League, end of the world, and novel editing, some of you may be crying out, &#8220;But what of Verano the fish, that lovable scamp of a fish!&#8221; Well, here&#8217;s a partial answer: &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; And there&#8217;s your reason W.C. Fields said, &#8220;Never work [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-479","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-verano"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=479"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/479\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=479"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=479"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=479"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}