{"id":488,"date":"2013-12-25T18:49:44","date_gmt":"2013-12-25T18:49:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=488"},"modified":"2013-12-25T18:49:44","modified_gmt":"2013-12-25T18:49:44","slug":"merry-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/merry-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As a meager thank you for reading these very words, I want to present to you the <a title=\"Mona Schreiber Prize\" href=\"http:\/\/brashcyber.com\/mona.htm\">Mona Schreiber Prize<\/a>-Losing short story, &#8220;Saint Patrick&#8217;s Next Trick.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_492\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-492\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption alignright\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/photo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-492\" title=\"4 Miles to Lahinch\" alt=\"4 Miles to Lahinch\" src=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/photo-300x225.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-492\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">4 Miles to Lahinch<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>It&#8217;s a story about the truth behind Saint Patrick&#8217;s miracles, especially out on the west coast of Ireland. You&#8217;ll learn things you maybe only suspected in this gripping tale of snakes, the absence of snakes, and the Cliffs of Moher. As I mentioned, it&#8217;s no winner, but on this holiday, aren&#8217;t we\u00c2\u00a0<em>all <\/em>really winners? Sure, sure we are.<\/p>\n<p>Just click on the image below and you should be on your way to enjoying the PDF production of &#8220;Saint Patrick&#8217;s Next Trick.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I hope you enjoy it, and a happy holiday season to you and yours.<\/p>\n<figure style=\"width: 367px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wombatsdigit.com\/shorts\/saint_patricks_next_trick.pdf\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" title=\"Saint Patrick's Next Trick, a short story\" alt=\"Saint Patrick's Next Trick\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wombatsdigit.com\/shorts\/saint_patricks_next_trick.pdf\" width=\"367\" height=\"475\" \/><\/a><figcaption class=\"wp-caption-text\">Saint Patrick&#8217;s Next Trick<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a meager thank you for reading these very words, I want to present to you the Mona Schreiber Prize-Losing short story, &#8220;Saint Patrick&#8217;s Next Trick.&#8221; It&#8217;s a story about the truth behind Saint Patrick&#8217;s miracles, especially out on the west coast of Ireland. You&#8217;ll learn things you maybe only suspected in this gripping tale [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-488","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonsense","category-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=488"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/488\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=488"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=488"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=488"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}