{"id":507,"date":"2014-03-05T15:00:04","date_gmt":"2014-03-05T15:00:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=507"},"modified":"2014-03-05T15:00:04","modified_gmt":"2014-03-05T15:00:04","slug":"still-alive-not-allowed-outside-communication","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/still-alive-not-allowed-outside-communication\/","title":{"rendered":"Still Alive\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6 Not Allowed Outside Communication"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m typing this to you from an undisclosed location on a stolen WiFi signal (rigged, MacGuyver-style, from a coffee filter, three paperclips, a filling from one of my teeth, and a pencil) so my minders won&#8217;t know that I&#8217;m not feverishly typing away at\u00c2\u00a0<em>Butterfly<\/em>.<\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_508\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-508\" style=\"width: 300px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/wip-131.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-508 \" alt=\"131 and counting...\" src=\"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/03\/wip-131-300x64.png\" width=\"300\" height=\"64\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-508\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">131 and counting&#8230;<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>I am still alive. Send Dunks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m typing this to you from an undisclosed location on a stolen WiFi signal (rigged, MacGuyver-style, from a coffee filter, three paperclips, a filling from one of my teeth, and a pencil) so my minders won&#8217;t know that I&#8217;m not feverishly typing away at\u00c2\u00a0Butterfly. I am still alive. Send Dunks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-507","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonsense"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=507"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/507\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}