{"id":523,"date":"2014-03-17T13:40:43","date_gmt":"2014-03-17T13:40:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/?p=523"},"modified":"2014-03-17T13:40:43","modified_gmt":"2014-03-17T13:40:43","slug":"happy-saint-patricks-day-with-a-story","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/happy-saint-patricks-day-with-a-story\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Saint Patrick’s Day with a Story"},"content":{"rendered":"

Well, youse fellas have already seen it, back at Christmas-time<\/a>, but I figured, in honor of Saint Patrick’s very own day, I would re-publish (by just re-linking) my short story about Saint Patrick’s next<\/i> trick, after ridding Ireland of all the snakes.<\/p>\n

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Bacon and Cabbage<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

So don’t waste any time, just go download “Saint Patrick’s Next Trick,<\/a>” which is a far better way to celebrate Saint Patrick’s Day than wearing a shirt or button that reads “Kiss Me, I’m Irish.”<\/p>\n

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For next year I’ll consider printing the entire story on a button, if you prefer to express your Saint Patrick-ness on buttons.<\/p>\n

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Download “Saint Patrick’s Next Trick<\/a>“\u00c2\u00a0\"small_pdf_icon\"<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Well, youse fellas have already seen it, back at Christmas-time, but I figured, in honor of Saint Patrick’s very own day, I would re-publish (by just re-linking) my short story about Saint Patrick’s next trick, after ridding Ireland of all the snakes. So don’t waste any time, just go download “Saint Patrick’s Next Trick,” which […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-523","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nonsense","category-reading"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=523"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/523\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=523"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=523"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wombatsdigit.com\/w\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=523"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}