If I told you I had a book and you weren’t immediately frightened by that prospect (of me having a book, not me talking to you), which title would make you more likely to read it?
Answers on a postcard… or, preferably, sent by picking a button next to your choice above and hitting “Vote”.
Still no news on the agent front (besides mean-spirited April Fools jokes), just working out my email-sending fingers.
I’ll hedge my bets by choosing one word from each of the listed options:
Butterfly Murphy and the Bible Funtime
“Butterfly” Murphy, an aging boxer from South Boston is down on his luck until he discovers a battered enchanted bible behind a dumpster. A bible that when opened in confined darkened spaces emits biblical stories in a style reminiscent of the 1970’s Hanna Barbera show, The Banana Splits.
…or something like that.