You may, through the magic of the internet and all that good stuff, contact the author. We’re not sure why you’d want to, but you may. Maybe you want to get something off your chest, he could probably help lift it, so long as it wasn’t too heavy. And if you were providing water. Maybe snacks. At any rate, if you have snacks and water and are stuck underneath something heavy, use this form to get the author to come and take it off your chest for you, or at least help. At the very least he’ll commiserate with you about the thing stuck on your chest, should it be too heavy for him to help remove.